Suburban housewife transformation complete. (almost)

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LL Bean should just go ahead and add a little note to this quilted vest order when they send it.

“Congratulations on your choice to complete your transformation into suburban domesticity. Enjoy.”

It’s really comfy. Really, it is.

I could still probably shove a nose ring into the closed up hole if I tried really hard.

Dammit.